Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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