My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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