Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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