Pappa wants mamma naked
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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