Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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