You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
