8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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