Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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