from now on my penis is your penis
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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