I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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