Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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