He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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