Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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