PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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