That's intense
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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