whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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