Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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