Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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