Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
