Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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