Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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