I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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