we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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