do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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