i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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