we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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