I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
