there was a trapeze. enough said
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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