Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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