i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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