This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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