It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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