I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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