i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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