You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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