my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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