But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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