Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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