Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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