he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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