I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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