i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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