we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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