I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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