I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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