He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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