What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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