What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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