I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i would punch a child for taco bell
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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