My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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