Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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