I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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