Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize