your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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