Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I just want nice things and good sex
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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