i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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