office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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