Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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