Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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